Heaven and hell ran out of budget, so the afterlife got outsourced to a browser tab. Five thousand angels and demons now wait out eternity in the places we actually spend it — the office, the lecture hall, the therapy chair, a Balenciaga store at 3am, a Nether portal nobody closed. Nobody is being judged. Everybody is scrolling.

Sixty-four logical pixels per side, rendered at exact 8x so every block stays square. The halo is a trait. The horns are a trait. The waiting room is the point.